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WaifuCards: Born Toxic, Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the WaifuCards specimen, a creature so freshly minted it hadn't yet learned to breathe. With 97.8% of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten individuals, this token never stood a chance—a financial Galápagos finch, but without the evolutionary advantage. In its brief zero-hour existence, it managed the remarkable feat of achieving perfect decentralization of worthlessness.