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Tesla In Space Crashes Without Parachute

Here we observe the final moments of TIS, a creature that evolved for merely fifteen days before succumbing to the most lethal of predators: concentration of wealth. With 99.5% of its population owned by ten alpha investors and liquidity dried up like a watering hole in the Serengeti, this token faced a slow, inevitable extinction. The mint authority revoked—a mercy killing, really—as nature's way of saying even the architects had abandoned ship.