CAUSE OF DEATH
Feline Financial Specimen: Remarkably Alive Despite Everything
Here we observe a curious specimen—the Mew token, a creature that has defied the actuarial tables of token mortality through sheer mediocrity and distributed holdings. With nearly two years of existence, modest volume, and a top-ten holder concentration so dilute it borders on Democratic, this token has achieved the financial equivalent of a house cat: utterly unremarkable, yet somehow persistent. The -0.7% decay is merely the ambient entropy of a market that has already forgotten it exists.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Not dead, merely irrelevant and trading
EPITAPH
"A token so balanced it achieved the perfect economy of insignificance—enough liquidity to pretend, enough volume to bore, enough holders to dilute any hope of drama."
