PoopcoinKE67ptZmVXwwNkiinQc7GBY9bLTg3bAwd52Wubcpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Exponential gains meeting immutable physics
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$147.7K
+176.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$26.6K
Volume 24h
$319.2K
Holders
3,000
Field Report
Poopcoin: A One-Hour Miracle of Modern Finance
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born merely 60 minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the frenetic energy of a dying star. With a quarter-million in volume flowing through its veins and authorities mercifully revoked, Poopcoin achieved what few tokens manage: stratospheric gains before the inevitable gravitational collapse. One might say it lived fast, earned hard, and will inevitably return to the sewage from whence it came.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Thin but live
$26.6K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$319.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 10.3% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Exponential gains meeting immutable physics
Patient Note
It was the best of pumps, it was the worst of dumps—and it all happened before breakfast.
Holders
Top 1
9.5%
Top 5
10.3%
Top 10
11.1%
018sMj...vTXe9.53%
02D53w...ov440.32%
037LgR...m2CL0.16%
04Ctzc...oNuX0.16%
05HrCt...4RYR0.15%
06GFXN...hJvF0.15%
07Dm9u...eQeG0.15%
08DDvE...91880.15%
09E1Lh...LoqJ0.15%
102E5V...jCXB0.15%