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Butthereum's One-Hour Descent Into Oblivion

In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, we observe butthereum—a creature that emerged from the primordial blockchain merely sixty minutes ago, only to find itself gasping for liquidity like a fish on the Serengeti. Twenty-one brave hodlers discovered too late that ownership concentration of 94.4% among the elite few is nature's way of saying 'rugpull.' With zero liquidity and a 61.8% price hemorrhage, this token's evolutionary arc resembles less a financial instrument and more a controlled demolition.