Grumpy Pig: Born Dead, Died Confused

Here we observe the Grumpy Pig, a creature that lived for mere hours—a mayfly of the blockchain, if mayflies could execute exit liquidity scams. With 463% volatility and zero liquidity, it thrashed about in its death throes like a pig in mud, albeit mud made of pure mathematical impossibility. The top holders, clutching 100% of the supply, had already departed the scene before rigor mortis could set in.