CAUSE OF DEATH
Thirty Whales Share One Suspicious Corpse
Here we observe a most curious specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of distributing 100% of its supply among merely thirty individuals—a mathematical miracle rivaled only by a perfectly shuffled deck. In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, such concentration represents not diversification, but rather a masterclass in what one might charitably call 'organized distribution.' The creature expired at precisely 43 hours of age, suggesting either tremendous metabolic inefficiency or something far more intentional.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute centralization of wealth syndrome
EPITAPH
"It had revoked both authorities, yet somehow possessed none of its own."
