CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Celebrity Token Dies in Crib
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, a creature was born mere hours ago bearing the noble name of a footballing legend's feline companion. Yet nature, it seems, had other plans—for this token arrived stillborn into a world where ninety percent of its genetic material was already claimed by its creators, leaving the common investor to scavenge the remaining scraps of liquidity that evaporated like morning dew.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration, instant liquidity depletion, celebrity fatigue
EPITAPH
"Here lies PEPE: proof that even Ronaldo's cat couldn't outrun a rug pull in real time."