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HLL: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the HLL token in its natural state: deceased on arrival. With but two holders controlling the entirety of its meager existence and a liquidity pool indistinguishable from a rounding error, this specimen never drew breath. In its mere hours of life, it managed to accumulate $276 in volume—a figure that would embarrass a lemonade stand.