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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Liquidity drought meets concentration collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$11.2K

+451.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$34.8K

Holders

135

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$1.97B

Price USD

$1.97e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature emerged fully formed at dawn, only to discover it had no lungs. With zero liquidity to sustain it and a top ten that controlled 61% of its meager existence, this memecoin experienced what can only be described as a financial stillbirth—impressive volatility for something that never truly lived.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$34.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 53.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity drought meets concentration collapse

Patient Note

It had a Guinness World Record for fastest exit liquidity event—zero dollars, achieved instantly.

Holders

§ 04 · 135 wallets

Top 1

42.7%

Top 5

53.1%

Top 10

61.3%

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039EAA...8zZv2.54%

04Ape2...mWAo2.36%

059JeZ...HU2D2.13%

066ki1...614h1.81%

07EKnH...gdCJ1.78%

08Anqm...WUjA1.55%

09EyuZ...PDbH1.55%

10HdTB...C4xb1.45%