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The Prediction Chimp's Untimely Demise

Here we observe the cadaver of The Prediction Chimp, a creature whose tragic demise was authored not by external predators, but by the suffocating embrace of its own creators. With zero liquidity and twenty-nine bereaved holders clutching their worthless certificates, this token expired not with a bang, but with the sort of whimper one might expect from a primate that predicted nothing—least of all its own extinction.