TROLLCOIN/JDBA..pump
TERMINAL
Trollcoin

TrollcoinJDBAReNxkd3mB7a2X7CdaJ1M6arv71EKErzDBzNTpump

$TROLLJDBA..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration and instantaneous illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$0.4700
Holders
58
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.28B
Price USD
$1.28e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

Here we observe Trollcoin, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal decline. With zero liquidity and 79.5% of its meager existence concentrated in ten predatory holders, this token never stood a chance—much like a newborn giraffe surrounded by lions, except the lions own the savanna.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.4700 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration and instantaneous illiquidity
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died for eternity—a masterclass in how to launch a token with all the finesse of a brick through a window.

Holders

§ 04 · 58 wallets
Top 1
98.9%
Top 5
99.6%
Top 10
99.8%
01Cmw3...TgUL98.94%
02FbiB...8YooAUTOPSY0.44%
03A9SY...EDcv0.10%
04Abta...YJNL0.06%
053tQK...4xps0.04%
063dLT...kn1D0.04%
07EeP7...tCWN0.04%
08ACWq...MKRg0.04%
09DnnA...SKbT0.03%
10GUG7...w2bt0.03%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
35.17 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
35.17 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 16d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known