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The Bull Saviour Dies in Infancy, Ironically

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of BONKGUY, a token so spectacularly designed for failure that one might suspect intentional malice. Born merely an hour ago, it achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 39% of its value while simultaneously concentrating 98.4% of supply among a cabal of ten holders—a mathematical arrangement typically reserved for exit scams and cautionary tales. The authorities, dutifully revoked, offered no salvation; the liquidity, conspicuously absent, ensured that the thirteen remaining bag holders were confined to a financial Alcatraz of their own making.