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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

Here we observe FliprCoinBase, a creature born mere hours ago, already displaying the clinical symptoms of catastrophic market failure. The 576% price volatility and vanishing liquidity suggest this token experienced what we in the trade call 'sudden infant death syndrome'—or as the Greeks might say, a truly spectacular exit scam.