MR PENIS/JBWR..pump
FLATLINED
MR PENIS

MR PENISJBWRykRo1cvMaWogAtoy8mrPSpjTD6KEkiJPMKbppump

$NINERSJBWR..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation and holder concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$86.7K
+4378.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.8K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$173.42B
Price USD
$8.67e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Premature Ejaculation: A Financial Tragedy

In the span of mere hours, MR PENIS experienced what can only be described as a catastrophic existential crisis—a 4378% price swing that suggests either extraordinary manipulation or profound collective delusion. With zero liquidity and 100% concentration among two holders, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously worthless and owned by everyone who matters, which is to say, nobody.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation and holder concentration
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left behind a blockchain tattoo that nobody wanted.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
53.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY53.24%
0272S8...moiu46.76%