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Bitdragon: A Three-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the bitdragon in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard—where it achieved a remarkable feat: death before dinner. With four holders clutching 100% of supply and liquidity pools as barren as the Sahara, this creature never truly lived, merely executed an elaborate exit scam dressed in the clothing of decentralization. One can almost hear the collective sigh of retail investors as they watched their capital evaporate faster than morning dew under the unforgiving sun of blockchain transparency.