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Born Stillborn: A Microsecond Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Launched mere hours ago with all the grace of a newborn giraffe on roller skates, AFCMFD managed to lose a fifth of its value whilst existing in a state of near-total liquidity drought. The sixteen brave souls who witnessed this spectacle now clutch their bags like mourners at a funeral, watching their investment evaporate faster than morning dew under the Serengeti sun.