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Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Launch

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting all the vital signs of clinical death. With liquidity evaporated like morning dew and ninety-five percent of its mass concentrated in the hands of a select few predators, this token's fate was sealed before its first breath. A masterclass in how not to distribute wealth, or indeed, how to ensure there remains any wealth to distribute.