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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

In the harsh Solana ecosystem, we observe a peculiar specimen: S◎LDIER, born mere hours ago, already exhibits the telltale signs of catastrophic failure. Despite the ceremonial revocation of its authorities—a gesture as meaningful as closing the barn door after the horse has achieved escape velocity—the creature managed to attract only sixty believers before collapsing under the gravitational weight of its own 76% top-holder concentration.