Soltokemons: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the rapid demise of Soltokemons—a creature that achieved a remarkable 196% gain before discovering that zero liquidity is rather incompatible with, well, any form of survival. Born merely two hours ago, it experienced what one might call a 'brief but tumultuous existence,' much like a mayfly that invested its entire lifespan into cryptocurrency.