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The Goblin's Brief, Catastrophic Existence

Here we observe THE GOBLIN in its natural state: newly born, already decomposing. With a liquidity pool of precisely nothing and ninety-nine point nine percent of its circulating supply held by two individuals, this token experienced what scientists call 'immediate market rejection'—or as the common trader knows it, a coordinated exit. In just twenty-four hours, it shed three-quarters of its value, a decline so swift it makes the extinction of the dinosaurs look leisurely.