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Big Joe's Spectacular One-Hour Demise

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, Big Joe emerged with promise, only to experience a catastrophic 95% hemorrhage within a single rotation of the Earth. Here we observe a textbook case of concentration inequality—where ninety-nine percent of the prey clustered in merely ten predators' jaws—a condition invariably fatal in the Solana ecosystem. The authorities, though revoked in theory, proved powerless against the immutable forces of geometric mean reversion.