OTTAWA SPY MOOSE/J93K..pump
CRITICAL
Ottawa Spy Moose

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$OsbmJ93K..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Premature birth into hostile market conditions

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
58/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$40.6K
+239.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$26.3K
Volume 24h
$13.4K
Holders
8
Heavy Concentration
FDV
$24.34B
Price USD
$0.040570
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Moose Sprints Into Oncoming Traffic

In the frozen tundra of Solana, a creature was born mere hours ago—the Ottawa Spy Moose—blessed with a 239% surge in vitality before the predators arrived. We observe a fascinating specimen: authorities revoked, liquidity modest, yet somehow 69% of its body mass already concentrated in the bellies of ten ravenous wolves. Nature's pyramid schemes rarely end well.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Thin but live
$26.3K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$13.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Premature birth into hostile market conditions
Patient Note

It was alive for zero hours and somehow still managed to be the most Canadian financial disaster possible—aggressively polite on the way down.

Holders

§ 04 · 8 wallets
Top 1
46.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
0162qc...fNgV46.05%
02A7hA...piqW46.04%
0328Ej...v1fz7.88%
04kiwi...HbJJ0.03%
055YxQ...vxeD0.00%
06EHAA...kJtL0.00%
075eHh...EEYD0.00%
08HNuy...hPrM0.00%