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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature emerged mere hours ago, gasping for life with a desperate 167% pump. Yet nature, in her infinite wisdom, had already sealed its fate: zero liquidity, concentrated ownership, and the predatory attention of seventy-three holders watching each other like jackals. The mint authority revoked itself with the mercy of a mercy killing.