CAUSE OF DEATH
Bulbasaur Wilts After Merely Thirteen Hours
Here we observe the remarkable specimen of Bulbasaur, a token that achieved the impossible: a 224% gain while simultaneously possessing no liquidity whatsoever—a feat akin to finding water in the desert that one cannot actually drink. In its brief thirteen-hour existence, the creature was parasitized by ten opportunistic holders who claimed 77% of its body mass, leaving the remaining 94 shareholders fighting over the carcass of a $0 exit. As is customary in nature, the authorities were revoked early, a gesture of mercy in what would become a mercy killing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets insider concentration
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"It was, by every measure, the perfect token—if perfection meant existing in a state of quantum superposition between worthlessness and untradeability."
