Spongebob's Yellow Dream Implodes in Sixty Minutes

In the beginning, there was euphoria—a 463% surge in mere hours, a creature thrashing wildly in its death throes. But like all plush-based organisms, PLUSHIES could not sustain itself; with zero liquidity and a top ten that owned the majority of its flesh, the predators had already begun feasting before the prey knew it was dying. By the time the first hour had elapsed, this token had achieved something remarkable: existing and perishing so utterly that its volume of $83,821 became nothing more than the financial equivalent of a wet stain.