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Jelly: A Newborn's Tragic First Minutes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, jelly emerged into existence mere moments ago, only to discover that two apex predators already controlled every drop of its being. Like a wildebeest separated from the herd at birth, it had precisely $236.79 of trading volume to bid farewell—a final, futile thrashing before the natural order reasserted itself. The 211% price swing represents not euphoria, but rather the death rattle of a token gasping for liquidity that simply never existed.