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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the brutal ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying instantaneously upon birth—a zero-hour mortality rate that would make even the most pessimistic venture capitalist weep with dark admiration. Six holders, perfect concentration, and a liquidity pool so barren it makes Death Valley look like an oasis. One wonders if the authorities were revoked before or after everyone realized there was nothing here worth controlling.