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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Catastrophic concentration and instantaneous liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$3.7K

+96.3% · 24h

Volume 24h

$2.8K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$3.72B

Price USD

$3.72e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

C9nF..peei ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Birthday Token's Premature Demise

In the vast savanna of Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of a deceased creature. The concentration of wealth among its top holders reads like a predator's feast, whilst liquidity evaporates faster than morning dew on the Serengeti. Nature, it seems, has shown this token no mercy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Sparse

$2.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 79.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Catastrophic concentration and instantaneous liquidity collapse

Patient Note

Here lies a token that aged eighty years in birthday wishes but only hours in actual existence—a cruel mathematical irony worthy of the joke it never became.

Holders

§ 04 · 39 wallets

Top 1

67.5%

Top 5

79.3%

Top 10

88.1%

01C9nF...peei67.50%

02BH8D...oMAh3.32%

03VKJK...8RDV3.22%

044YjJ...jXv72.95%

05B1jR...mwDn2.33%

06G3vs...tbFL2.25%

07Dmsb...XrpQ1.94%

08By52...kazx1.67%

09GUZv...1ViM1.56%

10EVCb...sGh91.36%