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Stimmy's Four-Hour Fever Dream Ends Abruptly

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, Stimmy burst forth with the vigor of a newborn—pumping 269% in mere hours before discovering the fatal flaw: zero liquidity and concentration so severe that exit doors were merely decorative. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it lived fast, died young, and left behind only 213 bewildered bag holders.