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TikTok Onboardoor: Born Toxic, Died Faster

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the TikTok Onboardoor—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most of its holders could even pronounce its name. With zero liquidity and 64% of its tokens concentrated in predatory hands, this token's 42-hour lifespan serves as a masterclass in what happens when ambition meets mathematics. The mint and freeze authorities, dutifully revoked, could not save this creature from its true predator: its own design.