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OBSIDN: A Newborn's Tragic 167% Pump

In its mere sixty minutes of existence, OBSIDN experienced what lesser tokens might call a lifetime of drama—a violent 167% surge followed by the crushing realization that liquidity had evaporated entirely. Like a mayfly at a casino, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving in its wake sixty-one bag holders and the faint smell of rug-pull inevitability. The revoked authorities suggest someone, at least, had the decency to remove the exit sign before fleeing.