CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib
Here we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced decomposition of a three-month-old cadaver. The creature's violent 115% convulsion appears to be not revival, but rather the death throes of a confidence scheme meeting its inevitable reckoning. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, our subject never stood a chance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Illiquidity, concentration, and premature birth
EPITAPH
"It came with great volatility, it left with greater certainty—zero dollars and eighty-three percent of its holders already extinct."