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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature speculation masquerading as viability

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$39.5K

+35.3% · 24h

Liquidity

$14.2K

Volume 24h

$83.1K

Holders

344

FDV

$33.03B

Price USD

$3.30e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

4bFx..uRqj ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Shows Miraculous Vitality Signs

In the peculiar ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: mere hours old, yet already generating nearly $84,000 in volume—a voracious appetite for so young a creature. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities suggests a responsible parent, though the concentrated ownership among ten holders whispers a darker narrative: perhaps this infant was born already destined for the feast.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$14.2K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$83.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 28.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature speculation masquerading as viability

Patient Note

Thirty-five percent richer and zero hours wiser—truly, the speed of its ascent matched only by the inevitability of its descent.

Holders

§ 04 · 344 wallets

Top 1

18.0%

Top 5

28.7%

Top 10

38.9%

014bFx...uRqj17.99%

02C1yw...a69r2.98%

039Fba...hnHa2.77%

04DbVA...XSNJ2.55%

055EVp...7xaT2.45%

06FczA...bzuDAUTOPSY2.36%07DVMk...7MffAUTOPSY2.21%

08DgpJ...bsRt2.00%

099YpH...azjo1.85%

10iPUp...Ne6CAUTOPSY1.71%