Melissa CohenJ4MVfqxMjpk8TbcaCqTVhdRSWRv6GPVV2QcrAspSpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Concentration, illiquidity, and existential confusion
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
+11.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$191.71
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Melissa Cohen: A Liquidity-Free Tragedy
In the swamps of Solana, we observe the remains of Melissa Cohen, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of having nine holders yet zero liquidity—a biological impossibility that would make nature itself weep. Here lies a creature whose top ten holders owned everything, suggesting either extraordinary conviction or extraordinary confusion. The specimen expired after merely 384 hours, leaving behind only $191.71 in daily volume—a final heartbeat barely perceptible to the market's instruments.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$191.71 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.3% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Concentration, illiquidity, and existential confusion
Patient Note
She had no liquidity pool, but plenty of dead weight.
Holders
Top 1
90.9%
Top 5
99.3%
Top 10
100.0%
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029LVV...wiEn3.39%
03Abpy...97tz3.18%
046ep7...3Y9ZAUTOPSY1.51%056Ht1...nsjK0.33%
069q4p...fuoxAUTOPSY0.33%07EjSp...qb7b0.33%
088psN...VRtf0.02%
09DBVS...61yz0.00%