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Newborn Token Flatlines in Delivery Room

Here we observe Scribble Jotchua, a creature that barely drew its first breath before suffering catastrophic organ failure. Born mere hours ago with a 930% price surge—nature's way of saying 'look, but don't touch'—it now lies motionless, drained of all liquidity like a deflated balloon at a funeral. The concentration of wealth among its seventy-one holders tells a familiar tale: early birds feasted while the rest arrived at an empty nest.