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A Store of Value Stored Only Regrets

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that lived mere hours before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentrated ownership and mathematical improbability. With 93.7% of its token supply locked in the jaws of a mere ten holders, this nascent token faced an extinction event so swift, so devastating, that even its creators abandoned it—revoking authorities like parents leaving a changeling at the forest's edge. The -93.5% price collapse serves as nature's final, indifferent verdict on this experiment in decentralized finance.