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Boinks: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the Boinks token, a creature that emerged fully formed into a hostile ecosystem with all the survival instincts of a newborn fawn on a highway. Within mere hours of existence, it had already achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 98% of its wealth among a baker's dozen of holders—a distribution so top-heavy it makes oligarchies look egalitarian. The absence of liquidity proved to be less a feature and more a feature-length funeral.