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Juno: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the Juno token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a mayfly at a funeral, it accumulated precisely four holders before realizing its fatal flaw: existing. The post-mortem reveals a creature so thoroughly concentrated in the hands of its creators that it never stood a chance, much like a restaurant where only the owner eats.