KERMIT THE FROG/J1b1..pump
FLATLINED
Kermit The Frog

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$KERMITJ1b1..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity drain, concentration death spiral

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
-19.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.4K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.61B
Price USD
$2.61e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Kermit Croaks: A Newborn's Stillbirth

Here we observe the Kermit token, born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem—a creature that never drew its first breath before the predators arrived. With zero liquidity and four holders controlling the entire genetic material, this amphibian never stood a chance; nature's cruelty pales in comparison to what Wall Street calls 'the market.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity drain, concentration death spiral
Patient Note

It's not easy being green when you're stillborn in a liquidity pool.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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