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Newborn Token Succumbs to Gravity's Pull

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already hemorrhaging nearly forty percent of its value—a stunning metabolic collapse for one so young. The specimen's authorities have been ceremoniously revoked, a final act of self-restraint that came, tragically, far too late. One must admire the efficiency: from genesis to geological stratification in a single rotation of the Earth.