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STABLE
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Premature launch meets inevitable gravity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$43.9K
+52.1% · 24h
Liquidity
$14.9K
Volume 24h
$111.9K
Holders
321
FDV
$4.54B
Price USD
$4.54e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe a curious specimen: mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the frenzied trading patterns of a dying star. The liquidity, a modest $14,898, suggests this token has achieved what few manage—52% gains before its inevitable descent into the void. One might call it ambitious; we call it statistically doomed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$14.9K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$111.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 28.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Premature launch meets inevitable gravity
Patient Note

It lived fast, mooned hard, and left a confetti trail of liquidated wallets.

Holders

§ 04 · 321 wallets
Top 1
17.4%
Top 5
28.3%
Top 10
39.3%
012Ev9...4rxx17.35%
024sAU...m5nUAUTOPSY3.47%
03B1XQ...stRW2.61%
04CEWK...4FEj2.50%
05EUdj...yxy72.38%
067cp5...mWJU2.30%
0782Fz...VLjtAUTOPSY2.24%
085Bkf...TWcB2.21%
09rd8w...hFSr2.11%
10ASVz...ybJkAUTOPSY2.09%