TROLL ME/Hzax..pump
FLATLINED
troll me

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$$meHzax..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership, instant liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
6/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$638.86
-75.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$15.91
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.19B
Price USD
$5.94e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Troll Me: Born Dead, Never Stood Chance

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe the troll me token—a creature so fundamentally flawed it expired mere hours after conception. With zero liquidity and 100% of its supply concentrated in three wallets, this specimen was less a financial instrument and more an elaborate practical joke at retail investors' expense. Nature, it seems, has its own sense of humor.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$15.91 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, instant liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It trolled us all, but mostly itself.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01GSyd...yLpJ99.74%
029CsL...Ascx0.26%