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Newborn Token Found Deceased at Birth

In the vast savanna of the blockchain, we observe a most curious specimen—born mere hours ago, already rigid with rigor mortis. The four remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like vultures over carrion, each owning the entire ecosystem simultaneously, a mathematical impossibility that somehow still managed to occur. With zero liquidity and $374.57 in daily volume, this creature never drew its first breath before the market's indifference suffocated it entirely.