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Roman Empire Crumbles in Sixty Minutes Flat

In what can only be described as a financial speedrun, Roman AI achieved the remarkable feat of losing 94.6% of its value before most investors had finished their morning coffee. One hour old, already deceased—a tragic reminder that on Solana, the only thing more fleeting than a token's lifespan is the hope of its bag holders. Here, in the concentrated hands of ten gleeful whales, we observe nature's most efficient wealth extraction mechanism.