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SpaceX Token Crashes to Earth in One Hour

Here we observe the SpaceExplorationTechnologiesCorp token in its natural habitat—the mass grave of failed Solana launches. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced a catastrophic 54% hemorrhage, a fate entirely predictable given that fifty-one hopeful investors discovered their wealth concentrated in the iron grip of ten whales. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and fair token distribution.

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