NOTHING BURGER/HxFk..pump
TERMINAL
Nothing Burger

Nothing BurgerHxFkWsBRFzWTrtuJRXcMHNj65huGmh8rHimxjHsjpump

$NOTHINGHxFk..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration meets absolute illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
+2.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.6K
Volume 24h
$74.68
Holders
70
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.32B
Price USD
$1.32e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Nothing Burger: A Feast for Whales

In the vast ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Nothing Burger token, which despite its name, managed to become something: a cautionary tale. With 98.6% of its circulating supply concentrated among the top ten holders, this digital delicacy was less a decentralized asset and more a restaurant reservation for the already wealthy. As trading volume whispered at merely $296 per day, one might say the Nothing Burger lived up to its name in every conceivable way.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.6K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$74.68 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration meets absolute illiquidity
Patient Note

It promised nothing and delivered exactly that—with remarkable consistency.

Holders

§ 04 · 70 wallets
Top 1
95.9%
Top 5
98.9%
Top 10
99.4%
01FTyc...RVjN95.93%
0231HP...M8HFAUTOPSY1.74%03ADMg...G48bAUTOPSY0.96%
04AkCT...uaGk0.14%
05HN5v...btmA0.13%
0621Mz...z9am0.12%
07DaDH...9f4M0.10%
08J4Ni...B5Ai0.10%
09FwU2...4x3F0.10%
10567m...yVfy0.07%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
36.54 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
36.54 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 4 holders · scanned 35d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 4 known