CAUSE OF DEATH
A Cock That Never Crowed: Immediate Expiration
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, this ambitious fowl attracted precisely three investors—a triumvirate of optimism swiftly converted into cautionary tales, their combined holdings representing 100% of a liquidity pool that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic rugpull, zero liquidity, instant extinction
EPITAPH
"Here lies Pump Cock, who promised to crow at dawn but never saw the sunrise—a monument to hope, greed, and the deadly mathematics of 100% concentration."
