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Newborn Token Found DOA in Liquidity Pool

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that barely drew breath before expiring. Born mere hours ago with all the hallmarks of a classic soft rug—revoked authorities, concentrated holdings, and a liquidity pool as barren as a picked-clean carcass—this token achieved a remarkable 577% price swing, much like a fish flopping desperately on deck. The 88 brave holders who witnessed this brief, violent existence will remember it as nature's harsh reminder that not all tokens are meant to survive.