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FLOORFI: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved its entire lifecycle—birth, apex, and inevitable demise—within a single hour. The creature's 14 holders watched in stunned silence as ninety-nine point five percent of its wealth pooled in the hands of the apex predators, a phenomenon so severe it might charitably be called 'liquidity evaporation.' One might say this token faced not a market correction, but rather a market's complete indifference.